Jenna Bush may be hot, but she's no Brandy Talore. Let's compare.
It is true that Jenna (better known as the "hot" one of President Bush's trashy, drinking, hard-partying twin daughters) does bear a slight physical resemblance to unnaturally hot porn star Brandy Talore, but I'm sad to report that the similarities end there.
Brandy Talore is born in Ohio in February 1982, in a small town to simple folk. Jenna Bush is born in November of 1981 in Midland, Texas. Her grandfather is Vice-President of the United States and the former head of the CIA, and her father is a frequently intoxicated millionaire oil man.
Jenna has a twin sister (Barbara), fraternal but not identical. Brandy has a set of twins...and, while they're also not identical, no one seems to notice.
In college, Jenna attends the University of Texas at Austin, where she is a legacy member of the Kappa Theta Alpha sorority. Meanwhile, Brandy appears in Cheerleader Auditions, where she shows up for the tryouts but they don't provide any bottoms for her uniform...and it results in hot three-way action.
While Jenna gets in trouble for underage drinking and partying. Brandy does a segment of My Sister's Hot Friend in which she and Sara Stone seduce the boyfriend of...someone. Hell, I don't know, I had the sound down. Three-way action ensues, as it is wont to do.
Starting in the summer of 2006, Jenna teaches at Elsie Whitlow Stokes Community Freedom Public Charter School. Meanwhile, Brandy appears in Naughty Bookworms, where she has to stay after school because her grades are so poor. But the teacher offers a way she can get some "extra credit", resulting in contractually-obligated three-way action.
Careerwise, Jenna begins marketing a book proposal that will chronicle her experiences working with UNICEF sponsored charities in Latin America. Brandy appears in Naughty Office as a secretary who has a deadline to get her work done, until her boss decides to give her some "extra time" in exchange for sexual favors. Three-way action does not follow. Perhaps they had a problem with the script.
So, you see? They may be somewhat similar in appearance, but they couldn't be more different. Perhaps it's not too late for Brandy Talore to do a porn video that brings these two worlds together...in which she plays a President's trashy, drunken daughter, enticing a Secret Service agent to give her "full protection".
Oh yeah...and the three-way action. Almost forgot that.
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