Crazy 'bout Tits

Seriously. You know when the last time was I saw this, or heard it, and how this song has been running through my head? Like, 23 years.

John Paragon (his real name) is best known as Jambi the Genie on Pee-Wee's Playhouse, but he is also a frequent collaborator with Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson, having written the films Elvira: Mistress of the Dark and Elvira's Haunted Hills. He's also an accomplished director, having helmed two films by the "Barbarian Brothers" (Peter and David Paul), Double Trouble and Twin Sitters. But mostly he likes tits. I'm right there with ya, brother.

Randy: The Early Years

Scarred at an early age, Li'l Randy begins a lifelong obsession.

Meet The Candidates, Part 1

Edwards stupid, makes fake bunny ears in front of own head.

Another Sign

Here's yet another sign that we are that much closer to the end of the world. Hey, do what you want to with your money...but just know that each and every action has its consequences.

And in this case, you will be killed.